Спроси Факварла

[Кинкажу Вэл]

Ну, я думаю, вы знаете, что аск-блогов на тумбе просто кучи, поэтому под касающиеся Трилогии я подумываю выделить по посту. Этот приватизирован Факварлом. автор крут

Автор - askfaquarl

ЩАС Я БУДУ РВАТЬ ВАМ ЛЕНТУ

ANONYMOUS SENT: SOOOO BESIDES EATING PEOPLE, ARE YOU, I DON'T KNOW, PERHAPS SCHEMING ANYTHING BIG RECENTLY? SOMETHING YOUR MASTER WOULDN'T WANT TO FIND OUT?
They’re anons, not people. Besides, I haven’t actually eaten any myself yet, but that’s besides the point. The last three that passed made it out just fine.


ANONYMOUS SENT: BARTIMAEUS HAS A CRUSH ON YOU. (HE SAID SO HIMSELF)
For some reason, I don’t trust you.


ANONYMOUS SENT: DO YOU KNOW QUEEZLE? IF SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER?

Для Факварла мир не тесен

…Why? Should I know Queezle?


ANONYMOUS SENT: HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

Факварл - GJKBUKJN

Us spirits can pretty much instantly interpret and understand any given language. Imagine how much harder it would be though, for magicians if we couldn’t. The first Sumerian ones would have had to “teach” us their language, and all the other magicians that came after wouldn’t be able to do even the most basic summoning without learning themselves as well. Think of all the possible disasters such a scenario would involve. One can only imagine…

Джабор жрет анона

Нечто про Симпкина. возможно xD

Also, I’ve never heard of this “Simpkin” but I’ll be sure to remember that name if I hear it again.
Чо-та я перестала понимать, че у них там происходит

НИКОГДА НЕ СПРАШИВАЙТЕ ФАКВАРЛА О НИНЕВИИ

Снова о кулинарии

Факварл против дезинформации общественности

ANONYMOUS SENT: FAQUARL HEY LISTEN DOES BARTIMAEUS HAVE AN ASK BLOG AND IF YES WHERE IS IT AND ALSO OH OMG A BIG FAN OF YOURS OKAY AND THE THEME OMG WOW HOW ARE YOU GETTING ALONG AFTER POOR JABOR DIED? IT WAS IMPLIED YOU TWO HAD A RELATIONSHIP?
Dead? Jabor almost ate the postman just this morning and - wait a second.
…Okay look, I can’t even begin to stress this enough. DO NOT, under any circumstances, believe everything Bartimaeus tells you. He produces enough hot air to fly a whole fleet of commercial travel balloons for a good month solid. The amount of solid excrement waste that flies out of his mouth makes his ass jealous. If said metaphorical excrement was in fact literal excrement, he could spew out enough to build another shoddily slapped together wall that falls the minute an invader with the minimum level of competence necessary comes along. Do I make my point clear?

Бартимеус в очках?!

Ок, не хочешь - не надо

WE DO NOT DISCUSS THE INCIDENT IN NINEVEH.

Повар и его домашнее животное

Там хорошо, где нас нет

вопросик об Ином месте

Танго с шакалом : D

*я готова жениться на авторе*

Факварла своего учи щи варить

ANONYMOUS SENT: FAVORITE DISH?
Like to eat, or cook, or what?

*голосом Бартимеуса: *Твой Факварл нааастолько толстый, что не пройдет в пентакль : D

ANONYMOUS SENT: BARTIMAEUS SAYS YOU'RE FAT! :P
That was the look I was going for. Thank you for noticing.

Ох, Джабор. А ты все такой же заводной, как я посмотрю ~

Don’t act so surprised. Apparently he has a gift for graphic design.

Вопрос про щупальца

You will never know.

вопрос про школьное АУ

Помните школьное АУ по трилогии? Так вот, теперь есть еще одно в стиле 80х с блэкджеком и шл... Квиззл и Факварлом
Даже Птолемей читает новую книжку Страуда, а у нас наверняка появится только через тыщу лет

запись создана: 22.08.2013 в 12:06

@темы: Бартимеус, Птолемей, Фанарт, Филиал тумблера, Факварл, Квизл, аск-блоги